Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: San Diego, California
Job: Amateur Photographer
Catatonic sex toy love-joy diver.
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Some good shit right there.
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<3
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One of my favorite flash authors. I used to watch this and The Adventures Of Xenon back on the old Xenon site, and was so dissapointed when the site was no more. I love the sheer randomness, especially more since I understand all the inside jokes and characters. Unfortunately on a site like NG no one understands all the jokes and that makes the cartoon pretty unfunny. I love this cartoon and please make more like it in the future.
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Wow, I can't believe someone still remembers who I am.
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Heh, very nice. Pretty fun game, and the little scare in there caught me by surprise. I had my volume up but it didn't scare me all. =/ All I wish is that I could continue playing the game, it was fun!
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erm.... you can continue playing it, just click the continue button on the cat screen... =)
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This is pretty good. You always see flash tutorials but never any photoshop tutorials. I already knew how to mod a car in photoshop, but this could really help someone new
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yeah, thanx
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Short, but very funny. Good animation and sound quality too. I really wanna meet this Seth guy, he sounds pretty unique...
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Imagine Shrek, but smells worse and bathes less.
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Are a fucking genious! This game is so incredibly wacky, full of misspellings and the like, yet so random you can't stop playing!! Please make more
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You'll see more stuff like it; maybe not quite as random. But the humour'll be there.
Stuff like bad graphics were certainly on perpose. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
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..and also kinda dark. Great movie and pretty suspenseful most of the way through, just waiting to see what happens.
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Yeah!! I think you're one of the few who got curious, instead of bored! Thank you very much!
(and your tutorial was really good, seriously! Congrats!)
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That was pretty damn funny. its got a good style because instead of making a video based around an old song, you made your own song. Anyways, it kinda reminds me (both the style and sound) of Threebrain, because they make wierd ass music videos. Anyways, keep up the good work and make more shongs.
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I am developing my own gendre of Cuntree music, so I will produce more Shongs.
Thanks for a great review T4int3d_s0ul! Fuck the haters, I did this for the people who like vaginas and stupid songs.
I didn't know about threebrain when I started songs like this, but when I found out about them, I was most impressed, and loved their stuff, so they did inspire me to put it to video, props to threebrain.com.
It's the same with illwillpress, I had no idea who Foamy the Squirl was until someone said I sounded like him, when I figured out why I have so much in common with these amazingly talented and insane people, it really was the fact we are all using pitched bent effects on our recordings.
However, that aside, it's what you do with it which makes or breaks the comedy, and threebrain, illwillpress are fuckin' fantastic. I also love Happy Tree Friends and Joe Cartoon... not to meantion Homestar Runnner, mostly for Strong Bad because he's strongbad ass... all of the above encourage me to try to do my own thing w/ flash and my retarded brain.
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That was really really bad. I dont even know how this got on the front page. The graphics were crappy, just a few standard shapes and a traced gun copied to make two characters. The game was too easy because the computer has horrendous reaction time. There was no violence, it just fell over, and this could be made with a little AS skill. Most of ParagonX9's music rules, but you picked the crappiest of them all, the music wasn't even any good.
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First off, I drew the gun and the characters are simple since I only meant for this to be an engine, nothing huge. As for the reaction time, only the first 3 levels seem horrendous since they're supposed to be easy. I only marked it with mild violence since there's no blood but you shoot stuff. As for the music, I'd stfu if I were you, I use the same program that paragonX9 uses to create his music, and that song is hella hard to make with it. Believe me on that, I have 220+ songs in the audio portal, I know how to work the program and I know good music from bad.
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That was kind of random and didn't have to much of a point to it. It was just some Final Fantasy characters bashing the crap out of each other, and the damage was just random numbers. I mean, two characters can run into each other and take 500 damage, but getting hit in the head with a staff does 20? And how many HP do these friggin guys have? It was just a bit too random and didn't have much of a story to it, but a few screw-ups, especially from fighter were slightly amusing.
P.S. Where did you get the remixed FF1 song?
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It's by a japanese band called the Black Mages. Nobou Uematsu (spelling?) is in it. they just redo FF battle themes in rock style.
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