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That was really really bad. I dont even know how this got on the front page. The graphics were crappy, just a few standard shapes and a traced gun copied to make two characters. The game was too easy because the computer has horrendous reaction time. There was no violence, it just fell over, and this could be made with a little AS skill. Most of ParagonX9's music rules, but you picked the crappiest of them all, the music wasn't even any good.
Author's Response:
First off, I drew the gun and the characters are simple since I only meant for this to be an engine, nothing huge. As for the reaction time, only the first 3 levels seem horrendous since they're supposed to be easy. I only marked it with mild violence since there's no blood but you shoot stuff. As for the music, I'd stfu if I were you, I use the same program that paragonX9 uses to create his music, and that song is hella hard to make with it. Believe me on that, I have 220+ songs in the audio portal, I know how to work the program and I know good music from bad.
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Pretty original, the idea has existed, but this is really good. Since it used as much violence as it did, it could have gone a little farther. No i'm not sick-minded, but I think you could have done more with some items. Like, pick up the ruler, sharpen the edge, and slice him up, or when you beat him silly with the computer, have alot more blood, glass shards, and some electricity flying, I mean its a computer monitor for god's sake. Good work!!
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So awesome. When I saw this on the front page I clicked it as fast as I could. It's not as funny as episode 1, but it was still pretty good, especially when he says "Back off the Biscuits bitch, or i'll cut ya!"
Keep up the excellent work!
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This game is so incredible! The graphics may not be the most detailed, but they are perfect for this game! The game was so addictive I couldn't stop till I beat it! Its so addictive, but not only that, it's got a great storyline, something you don't find in puzzle games. I liked that added difficulty where even if the teacher couldn't "see" you, he could still hear you, which was awesome. Only problems I had was that level 8 act 2 (Mrsbackwards) which I had to skip. Plz make a number 3!
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Wow that was excellent. I dunno why it was so funny, but it just was. Also, after watching most of the cartoon, I wasn't expecting to see a well-drawn naked anime peach. If you could draw a whole cartoon in that style, it would be awesome (I dont just mean hentai, I mean anime)
Good Work!
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I seriously think people get offended too easily by shit like this. I mean, its a cartoon, ITS NOT REAL! How can it be so offensive that you would get pissed off because its sick. Yes it is wrong, but at the end, it was really really funny. I think if it was in color, it would be a little better.
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Pretty fun, kept me busy for a bit. Adventure games are always really fun, and this one is awesome. The graphics remind me of some kind of cartoon I saw awhile back. Otherwise, nice job
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Seriously, the game looks excellent, great graphics and cutscenes, but some bugs need work. For instance, when you crouch down and fire, you kill every guy in line with one bullet. Also, at some points when enemies are on both sides, the game goes cheap on you. You get shot once and die, and when you respawn, you don't have time to react and die again, losing all of your lives. Needs a bit of work but it can be great.
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Wow.. how cliche. And how... whats the word? lame. That joke was not even funny, and the poor music and audio quality made it worse. I didn't even get the slightest chuckle out of it, and I knew what was going to happen 5 seconds into the cartoon. Not one of the greatest.
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That was kind of random and didn't have to much of a point to it. It was just some Final Fantasy characters bashing the crap out of each other, and the damage was just random numbers. I mean, two characters can run into each other and take 500 damage, but getting hit in the head with a staff does 20? And how many HP do these friggin guys have? It was just a bit too random and didn't have much of a story to it, but a few screw-ups, especially from fighter were slightly amusing.
P.S. Where did you get the remixed FF1 song?
Author's Response:
It's by a japanese band called the Black Mages. Nobou Uematsu (spelling?) is in it. they just redo FF battle themes in rock style.
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